So a frog hops up to a bank, times it perfectly, and hops through the revolving door.
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Inside, he looks around until he finds an office marked Patricia Black, Loan Officer. He hops through her office door, and right up onto one of the guest chairs.
The loan officer is a little startled, and even more startled when the frog begins to speak:
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“Hi. My name is Kermit Jagger. I’d like to take out a loan”, he said.
Controlling her amazement, she replied, “Kermit Jagger, did I get that right?”
“Well, yes, I’m the son of Mick Jagger. There was an amazing amount of weird stuff going on back in the day.”
“We would like to accommodate you. How much do you want to borrow, and for what purpose?”
“I’d like to borrow $85,000 for a swamp boat to catch insects.”
“Very well. That’s quite a bit. Do you have something to offer for collateral?”
The frog fished around in his pocket, and came up with a small ceramic elephant. “This should do.”, he said.
The loan officer was very puzzled by the offered collateral, and didn’t know how to answer, so she excused herself to go consult with the bank manager.
And what did the bank manager say?
“It’s a knick knack
Patti Black.
Give the frog a loan.
His old man’s a Rolling Stone.”